THE NEW NORMAL

• Tums
• Loose Pants
• Podcasts about grisly things
• Loose Pants
• Poached, not fried
• Low carb
• Complaining about arthritis
• No appointments before noon
• Go nowhere without Kleenex
• Loose Pants
• Thermostat in winter never below 72 degrees
• Lumbar pillows
• Who are all those people on the Grammys?
• High Fiber
• Binge watching
• Grandchildren
• Don’t go out; the roads are bad
• Sudden interest in the Mid-term elections
• Bird Feeders
• Sensodyne
• Too many friends have cancer
• A heating pad
• Amazon delivers everything
• Four cats is too many
• Rather go out to lunch than dinner
• Twitter isn’t fun any more
• Why isn’t my husband a plastic surgeon?
• Sciatica
• Nothing beats old friends

LOOSE PANTS.