I took a hiatus. Originally, it wasn’t a hiatus; it was the end. But it turned into a hiatus when I realized that taking a long time off from writing could not be permanent.
So here l am again, getting used to a new laptop with a very sensitive keyboard that causes me to make a typo with every other word. Frustrating, but it’s a learning curve.
Here is what happened while I was gone:
- My hair turned white
- I took up pottery; I am getting minorly proficient
- I stopped vacuuming so often
- I became addicted to crime shows
- I realized that the crime shows are shams, because the murderer is always the spouse or boyfriend/girlfriend
- I did my own nails for a year, then realized they looked terrible; so I went back to the salon
- I got “old people skin”
- Crepe Erase does not work; don’t buy it
- I became a “Swiftie”
- Travis Kelce is a hunk
- Thank God for Taylor, who made granny underpants stylish again
- We eat so many chickpeas it’s ridiculous, but at our age, it’s the fiber, baby
- I read at least two books a week, but never remember the book title, the author, and in most cases, the plot
- I spend way too much time on social media, thus I have no attention span whatsoever
- My favorite Taylor Swift song is “The Man”
- I am afraid to use emojis, in case they don’t mean what I think they mean
- Don’t call anybody, for God’s sake, TEXT THEM
- I binge watch everything
Stay tuned. I will be showing up regularly!