The view from our living room windows is pleasant, with trees, houses, and sidewalks. Apparently that is all I ever notice. It seems that I take everything out there for granted, and my eyes are truly unseeing. Agatha Christie would have never written about someone with my observational skills! THERE HAS BEEN A RED CAR PARKED OUTSIDE OUR HOUSE FOR THREE WEEKS.
My husband brought this to my attention yesterday. “That car has not moved in three weeks.”
ME: “What car?”
HIM: “That red one. Hasn’t moved.”
ME: “Well, call the police.”
HIM: “I did. It is from Michigan, and it belongs to someone named Hackman.”
At this point, I have to admit that I was a little intrigued. My husband, the detective. This started a lively conversation about said Mr. Hackman.
ME: “Are they going to tow this Hackman guy’s car away?”
HIM: “Well, I am concerned that maybe this Hackman guy is sick or something, and can’t come back for his car.”
ME: “SICK? What made you think of that? Why not DEAD?”
HIM: “The police would know if he were dead.”
ME: “So if you have his car towed, and he gets better, you are afraid he will be wandering the street in front of the house in his robe, looking for the car?”
HIM: “He wouldn’t be wearing a robe if he was better; that is just silly.”
ME: “Well, then, maybe you should go around the neighborhood, knocking on doors, asking if anyone is harboring the ailing Mr. Hackman from Michigan.”
HIM: “I thought of that. The sick thing is probably ridiculous, right? So maybe he is a victim of foul play.”
So there we stood, looking out the window, speculating about Mr. Hackman. Is he a criminal, who put his car there for a getaway vehicle after a robbery that is in the offing? Is he just somebody’s houseguest? Is he IN THE TRUNK of that car? Did the car just break down three weeks ago, and Hackman abandoned it? What if Mr. Hackman is an Alzheimer’s victim, aimlessly wandering the area, searching for his auto? IS he actually sick somewhere? It was fun for awhile, but soon we got bored with Mr. Hackman, and went back to our laptops.
It is still sitting there. If anyone out there knows this Hackman guy, will you tell him to move his car?
And tell him we hope he feels better soon…