Don’t be foolish with fireworks. Get plenty of watermelon. Hug everybody, but remember there is still covid, damn it.
Eat as much as you want. Try not to get soused. Wear red, white, and blue, unless you are protesting one of the hundreds of things that need protesting right now.
Don’t forget to shut the door behind you-“Are you trying to air condition the whole outdoors??”
No matter how fun, let THE KIDS do the sparklers!
Don’t worry. Be happy. Just for today, anyway.