ASKING FOR A FRIEND
- Is chili powder still spicy if the expiration date is 2013?
- Can you still buy Geritol?
- Why do people in crime shows always take walks alone in the woods?
- When will the pandemic be over?
- Why do book clubs spend almost no time discussing books?
- Why did banana bread get so popular during the pandemic? Why didn’t cinnamon toast top the list?
- Do all husbands have one “stock joke” that they tell at every single opportunity?
- If you are over 65, is a potbelly acceptable?
- At what age should a woman with very dark hair give up the L’Oreal boxes and just go gray?
- Do all men ask the waitress where she goes to school?
- Can you use hand sanitizer for anything else?
- Why is season three of any tv series always a total letdown?
- Why do people think salmon tastes good?
- Do you remember the first Frito you ever tasted?
- Can you give leftover Halloween candy as Christmas gifts?
- How many chucks CAN a woodchuck chuck?
- Is there anybody out there who actually believes that we need eight glasses of water a day?
- How many questions are too many questions?
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