What sounds like fun?
When I was unencumbered by marriage and family, fun was
- Dancing until totally sweaty, never getting exhausted
- Making out
- Driving around looking for fun
- And you know what the above fun refers to
- Eating carbs with no concern at all for ramifications
- Doing scary things, but not quite THAT scary, above ^
- Putting on elaborate eye makeup
- Staying up late, laughing with friends
- Sleeping in
- Knowing the words to all of the Bob Dylan songs
- Hiking
- That’s a lie; I have never thought hiking was fun
- Being in college
- Dating lots of men (in my case, “lots” is less than a dozen)
- Not needing Spanx
- Talking on the phone for hours
- Macaroni and cheese in a box
Now that I am way into my golden years, fun is a whole other thing:
- Wearing sweatpants
- Eating toast
- Texting instead of long winded phone conversations
- Door Dash
- Napping
- Laughing with friends, but they go home at nine
- Staying at home and not wearing makeup
- A new pair of Birkenstocks
- A new knee brace
- Binge-ing tv shows all by myself
- Napping
- Pedicures
- Comparing surgeries with friends
- No longer having to buy tampons
- Napping
- Being alive
- Having grandchildren
- Popcorn for lunch
- Napping
