THE NEW NORMAL

 

  • Tums
  • Loose Pants
  • Podcasts about grisly things
  • Loose Pants
  • Poached, not fried
  • Low carb
  • Complaining about arthritis
  • No appointments before noon
  • Go nowhere without Kleenex
  • Loose Pants
  • Thermostat in winter never below 72 degrees
  • Lumbar pillows
  • Who are all those people on the Grammys?
  • High Fiber
  • Binge watching
  • Grandchildren
  • Don’t go out; the roads are bad
  • Sudden interest in the Mid-term elections
  • Bird Feeders
  • Sensodyne
  • Too many friends have cancer
  • A heating pad
  • Amazon delivers everything
  • Four cats is too many
  • Rather go out to lunch than dinner
  • Twitter isn’t fun any more
  • Why isn’t my husband a plastic surgeon?
  • Sciatica
  • Nothing beats old friends

LOOSE PANTS.

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