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THIS IS ME

Tweet This is me after I have finished mopping the wood floors, waxing them, and admiring them when they are dry. This is me watching kitten videos on Facebook. This is me when my husband says he has an accordion … Continue reading

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WHEN THE POT CALLS THE KETTLE BLACK

Tweet My husband annoys me frequently. After so many years of marriage, one would think that one could just “roll with the punches.” Not so. Not only does he still have the same irritating habits, but he has developed new … Continue reading

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THE TASTEMAKER

Tweet We’ve all lived through another holiday. Almost. But I never really consider New Year’s Eve a real holiday. Nobody gets gifts. But Christmas (which is what we celebrate in our family—but everyone, no matter what religion, has the same … Continue reading

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DEAR VIRGINIA

Tweet I always hated that letter about Santa Claus. Even when I was still at an impressionable age, the entire thing seemed way too condescending. Or maybe it was the guy with the maple syrup voice who read the letter … Continue reading

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FOOD WARS

Tweet I feel fat. My pants still fit, true, but after all the gratuitous calories I consumed on Thanksgiving, I feel fat. Plus, there is much danger to my waistline ahead: Christmas parties (ok, we aren’t that popular, but still), … Continue reading

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ROCK ON

Tweet I am a fitness buff. I have to stay fit, in order to keep up with my two athletic daughters. Daughter one, for instance, insists on running a 5K race on the morning of her wedding. But fit as … Continue reading

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DON’T TOUCH ME, I’M STERILE

Tweet I am reasonably clean. I make efforts to keep my surroundings the same. But according to American advertisers, I am in constant danger of contamination. People in other cultures seem to be much more carefree. There are folks in … Continue reading

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GROWTH AND DEVELOPMENT

Tweet I have often been told that unless one continues learning and challenging the gray matter, dementia is just around the corner. With staving that off in mind, I have been working hard to develop this new site! For those … Continue reading

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