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THIS IS ME

This is me after I have finished mopping the wood floors, waxing them, and admiring them when they are dry. This is me watching kitten videos on Facebook. This is me when my husband says he has an accordion gig … Continue reading

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WHEN THE POT CALLS THE KETTLE BLACK

My husband annoys me frequently. After so many years of marriage, one would think that one could just “roll with the punches.” Not so. Not only does he still have the same irritating habits, but he has developed new ones. … Continue reading

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THE TASTEMAKER

We’ve all lived through another holiday. Almost. But I never really consider New Year’s Eve a real holiday. Nobody gets gifts. But Christmas (which is what we celebrate in our family—but everyone, no matter what religion, has the same issues, … Continue reading

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DEAR VIRGINIA

I always hated that letter about Santa Claus. Even when I was still at an impressionable age, the entire thing seemed way too condescending. Or maybe it was the guy with the maple syrup voice who read the letter over … Continue reading

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FOOD WARS

I feel fat. My pants still fit, true, but after all the gratuitous calories I consumed on Thanksgiving, I feel fat. Plus, there is much danger to my waistline ahead: Christmas parties (ok, we aren’t that popular, but still), Christmas … Continue reading

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