IN A PERFECT WORLD

In a perfect world:

• My house would be sold.
• I would be mistaken for Meryl Streep.
• I would hate dessert.
• My husband would be a harpist, not an accordionist.
• Pancakes would be good for you.
• I would fall asleep the moment my head hit the pillow.
• Politics would be boring.
• The climate would insist on staying the same.
• Zantac would still be on the market.
• Donald would be a great first name.
• I would have fifteen best friends.
• Aspirin would cure cancer.
• We could all sing Baby Shark once and then stop.
• All dogs would be friendly.
• The day after Christmas would not be depressing.
• My roots would grow in black.
• We would all know how to operate our devices.
• No one would need deodorant.
• Eggnog would be outlawed.
• I would love hiking.
• Tums would come in chocolate flavor.
• Nobody would misunderstand how to correctly use the apostrophe.
• Grocery store tomatoes would be delicious.
• My house would be sold.

Be Sociable, Share!

•