In a perfect world:
- My house would be sold.
- I would be mistaken for Meryl Streep.
- I would hate dessert.
- My husband would be a harpist, not an accordionist.
- Pancakes would be good for you.
- I would fall asleep the moment my head hit the pillow.
- Politics would be boring.
- The climate would insist on staying the same.
- Zantac would still be on the market.
- Donald would be a great first name.
- I would have fifteen best friends.
- Aspirin would cure cancer.
- We could all sing Baby Shark once and then stop.
- All dogs would be friendly.
- The day after Christmas would not be depressing.
- My roots would grow in black.
- We would all know how to operate our devices.
- No one would need deodorant.
- Eggnog would be outlawed.
- I would love hiking.
- Tums would come in chocolate flavor.
- Nobody would misunderstand how to correctly use the apostrophe.
- Grocery store tomatoes would be delicious.
- My house would be sold.